What! But it says right there on the package, in several languages, "Tasty!" Oh wait...dogs can't read.

Whoa. You and your dad look a lot alike.

You know what's worse? Being the service employee and having the customer respond "just ok?" I'm at work, you fool! I'll be feeling "great" as soon as I walk out the door.

(It probably all started when you demonstrated an ability to find the bathroom by yourself - that seems to be the dividing line between employees and customers)

You seem to be in Barnes & Noble almost as much as I am. And now you've started helping customers. It's like you're doing my job pro bono.