Holidays can be an emotional time, especially for those of us who are already kind of on the edge.

"It's like peeing in a warm pool when you cry in the rain." is just spot on.

Only complaint: Where's the drawing? The drawings go hand in hand with the writing. Was there some technical problem? I don't think I've read an entry without a drawing thus far.

Your illustrations keep getting better!
This town is lousy with douche bags in suits.

I love the puns! They were almost unBEARable, but still cute.

Lovely drawing.
I'm a big fan of ridiculous stripper names.

I once met a girl that went by the name Onomatopoeia.