The Help Desk
Where we sort it all out for you
Thu, Apr 23, 2009 (midnight)
Lindsay Lohan allegedly considering joining Peepshow topless revue in Las Vegas. We don’t really like it either, guys, but it’s either this or she keeps making movies.
Criss Angel calls Perez Hilton a “douchebag” during his show. Proving beyond all shadow of scientific doubt that it does, indeed, take one to know one.
Nevada lawmakers vote to soften statewide smoking ban. You can now smoke wherever people eat, gamble and breathe.
Kelly Osbourne says she won’t get married in Las Vegas, calling it “tacky.” She then went back to the classy world of Osbournes Reloaded.
Floyd Mayweather KOs 15-year-old in online boxing game. You should see his Strawberry Shortcake: Summertime Adventure skills.
Mayweather announces he’s in training for a comeback in Las Vegas. Hey, we do okay on Guitar Hero, but you don’t see us auditioning for Aerosmith, do you?
Marine carrying gun, bomb-making materials goes through McCarran undetected. You can’t really blame airport personnel—they were excited to have a customer.