The Help Desk
Where we sort it all out for you
Thu, Aug 20, 2009 (midnight)
Floyd Mayweather says mixed martial arts “is for animals and beer drinkers.” He went on to say that boxing “is for people who have been on desert islands and have never heard of mixed martial arts.”
Floyd Mayweather to host WWE Raw in Las Vegas next week. We don’t know about the rest of you, but we’re really starting to trust this Mayweather guy’s judgment.
Kiss planning to bring Cirque du Soleil-style show to Las Vegas. O was taken, so the show will be called OLD.
Jon & Kate Plus 8’s Jon Gosselin to host pool party in Las Vegas. It’s all part of an upcoming episode: “Sometimes Daddy Just Needs to Get Laid.”
Former U.S. District Judge Brian Sandoval reportedly will challenge Jim Gibbons for governor in GOP primary. As long as Sandoval still has a pulse come election day, he should win by about 95 percent.
Donny Osmond and Chuck Liddell to compete in ABC’s Dancing With the Stars. Or as the rest of America will call them, “Another Osmond?” and “Who?”
Louie Anderson files lawsuit over fall in food court at Strip property. We would never have heard about this story, except we have a Google news alert set for “Louie Anderson food lawsuit.”
Reno-Sparks tourism board launches website to save Reno 911! Luckily no such effort was made to save NBC’s Las Vegas.