Tiger Woods vs John Ensign
Tue, Dec 8, 2009 (6:38 p.m.)
Tiger Woods: Has driven into more fire hydrants
John Ensign: Refuses to brake for possible ethics violations
Woods: Dude’s bulked up!
Ensign: That hair, that hair ...
Woods: Slept with a porn star (allegedly!)
Ensign: Serves in the U.S. Senate (allegedly!)
Woods: Never claimed to be a saint
Ensign: Unfortunately, he did