The Help Desk
Where we sort it all out for you
Thu, Feb 19, 2009 (midnight)
Forbes calls Las Vegas America’s “emptiest” city. We’re so desperate, we’ll even let Chris Brown stay here.
Oscar Goodman demands Barack Obama apologize for Las Vegas comment. Which Obama will do, as soon as he finishes the 999,999 more important things on his agenda.
Nevada’s portion of stimulus bill estimated to be $480 million. Even as we speak, Jim Gibbons is furiously working to make sure education doesn’t see a dime of that money.
Harvey Fierstein rips Las Vegas audiences, calls the Luxor a “black tomb” on talk show. We smell Nevada’s next gubernatorial candidate!
An Evening at La Cage folds after 24 years. “That’s terrible!” say the casts of Folies Bergere, Menopause the Musical, Stomp Out Loud!, The Scintas ...
Las Vegas minister gets three years in $7 million stock scheme. But look at it this way—he’ll have some kick-ass sermons when he gets out.
Three Chili’s restaurants suddenly close in Las Vegas. Okay, economy, that’s it. You can have our homes, our jobs and our dreams—but don’t mess with our baby back ribs.