The Help Desk
Where we sort it all out for you
Thu, May 21, 2009 (midnight)
Holly Madison joins cast of Peepshow. Or as Hugh Hefner and Criss Angel will now call it, Old Home Week.
Las Vegas hosts world’s largest bikini parade to boost tourism numbers. In addition, we’re immediately changing our nickname from “Sin City” to “Silicone Valley.”
Analyst improves MGM’s rating to “overweight.” Only in America would that term be a sign that things are improving.
Katy Perry reveals she once got “fake married” in Las Vegas. “How original!” said Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, Dennis Rodman, Nicky Hilton ...
Gambler who lost $14.7 million accuses casinos of plying him with alcohol. It gets worse. They carried his bags up to his room, valet-parked his car and—gasp!—gave him coupons for the buffets.
Poll: 11 percent of voters would re-elect Gov. Jim Gibbons. Yes, it’s a pretty sad day—when the number is that ridiculously big.
Criss Angel threatened with lawsuit for allegedly stealing Jeff Beacher’s cat. If this custody battle hits the courts, we can just see the movie now: Douchebag vs. Douchebag.