The Help Desk
Where we sort it all out for you
Tue, Nov 17, 2009 (4:07 p.m.)
Fired UNLV coach Mike Sanford blames bad record on lousy locker-room conditions. He also blamed his shitty parking space.
Twelve hurt in escalator mishap at casino.With the speed those things move at, it was just an accident waiting to happen.
Seven-year-old fires gun while waiting at bus stop. No word on whether he’s been punished yet, but on the bright side, he did get his NRA card.
Carbon dioxide emissions in Nevada fall 12.5 percent from 2004 to 2007.Just around the time Jim Gibbons stopped talking to the media.
Report: Las Vegas is one of the most dangerous cities for pedestrians. City already hard at work to ensure Las Vegans never have to get out of their cars again.
Congressional candidate foils alleged beer snatching. A man of action! Truly, this guy has no shot whatsoever in politics.
NBA star Antoine Walker’s lawyer says he’s trying to resolve $800,000 Las Vegas debt. Uh, yeah, it’s called paying it.
Sean “Diddy” Combs to help open Las Vegas club.That’ll help sell a club 10 years ago.
CityCenter pushes for Obama visit. We suspect he’ll go, if only because it’ll really piss conservatives off.
Slipknot singer weds in Las Vegas. There were no survivors.