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Drunk-approved dining
What the Weekly's Team Hangover is cooking up
Thursday, March 25, 2010
The Weekly's Team Hangover has late-night, post-party dining on lock.

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Go girl, go girl, go girl
Wednesday, Feb. 3, 2010
60 women take turns vying for the crowd’s attention while they fought to outdo one another in costume, skill and charisma.

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You’re outta here: A beginner’s guide to being booted from a nightclub
Wednesday, Jan. 27, 2010
If you party on the Las Vegas club scene, chances are you’ve at least come close to getting tossed out of a Las Vegas nightclub.

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My midnight: How the Weekly spent the last few moments of 2009
Thursday, Jan. 7, 2010
Is it midnight yet? Is the open bar over? And where the heck is our midnight kiss?

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Social lubricant: A party-planning guide for the AVN virgin
Wednesday, Jan. 6, 2010
We've got your AVN afterparty itinerary riiiiiight here and it feels soooo good.

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Team Hangover Report: We don't need no water...
Wednesday, Jan. 6, 2010
Newly-opened hotel towers tend to have excitable fire alarms that go off without cause. In nightclubs, the best part is watching the confusion that goes on all around you.

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A tale of two roofies
Thursday, Dec. 31, 2009
Apparently someone slipped some Vegas in your drink...

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When the wine is in, the wit is out
Wednesday, Dec. 30, 2009
In what seems to be a recurring theme for me, things went horribly wrong during a recent meal at the new Jean-Georges Steakhouse.

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Surviving a celebrity scandal, Weekly style
Thursday, Dec. 17, 2009
You didn’t ask for this! You just wanted to get laid for goodness sakes!

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Ladies getting away with murder!
Team Hangover’s Jack Colton has a bone to pick with you, Vegas …
Thursday, Sept. 24, 2009
In a country whose very foundation demands equality and fairness for all, it is ironic that most people have no problem whatsoever with the lopsided way that local women rule the Vegas nightlife roost.

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Most likely to win free money!
Thursday, Aug. 27, 2009
While the categories wouldn’t exactly be flattering to most—even by Vegas standards—contestants threw pride to the wind and spent the week campaigning for the third annual third annual “9-to-5: Because Partying Is a Full-Time Job” contest.

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When the going gets tough, the tough get tackled
Thursday, June 11, 2009
A recent battle between local party crews the Army of Drinkers and Team FML—to see which could bring the biggest entourage to Bare Pool—was a dirty fight for ultimate bragging rights, a trophy and a year’s worth of Patron.

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Remembering Desiree Veilleux
Thursday, June 4, 2009
The Weekly was saddened early last week to learn of yet another nightlife-industry passing, that of 28-year-old Bank Nightclub host Desiree Veilleux.

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Remembering Adam Stokes
Thursday, April 23, 2009
The Las Vegas nightlife scene is saddened by the passing of one of our own.

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Vegas heads to Tahoe
Tahoe heads for the hills
Thursday, Feb. 19, 2009
Vegas socialite Tiffany Masters and I won an all-expenses-paid trip for 30 to Lake Tahoe courtesy of Light Group for bringing an impressive 108-person entourage to the Bank’s Tahoe Takeover event. It is safe to say that the Squaw Valley Resort might never be the same.

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Notes from four non-blondes
Why Team Hangover was unable to attend last Thursday’s “Blondetourage” party at Tao
Thursday, Feb. 5, 2009
Team Hangover had better things to do than attend last week's "Blondetourage" party at Tao. Here's what:

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A sobering proposal
A Weekly nightlifer takes a rare look at booze-free partying
Wednesday, Dec. 31, 2008
My job, quite literally, is to be out drinking and showing people a good time all the time. With all of this naturally comes a lot of readily available booze.

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Some say "socialite," others say "cheap-ass"
Wednesday, Dec. 31, 2008
As Light Group’s 2008 Las Vegas Socialite of the Year, I was excited to dig into my oversized Christmas stocking, touted to be filled with “thousands of dollars in prizes.”

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Remembering Ken Werden
Thursday, Dec. 4, 2008
The Las Vegas nightlife industry was shocked and deeply saddened by the news that one of our own, Dal Toro Ristorante apprentice bartender and longtime Body English table attendant Ken Werden, passed away on November 23.

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Nightclub obituaries
We would now like to take a moment to honor the memory of some of our dearly departed nightclub venues for providing us over the years with so many drinks, memorable stories, short relationships...
Thursday, Oct. 2, 2008
We would now like to take a moment to honor the memory of some of our dearly departed nightclub venues for providing us over the years with so many drinks, memorable stories, new friendships and lasting short-term relationships, and for their contributions to today’s Las Vegas nightlife landscape. Please, bow your heads in silence …

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Nightlife Value Menu
Your guide to enjoying the luxurious life in frugal times
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Like much of America, Team Hangover is feeling the crunch—and it’s not of crisp bills in our palms.

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